The 100 Greatest Movie Threats Of All Time

[Nobody]

This is a clip of the 100 greatest movie threats of all time. NSFW due to language.
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These are my personal favorites from the clip, because they made me laugh the hardest……

"Now you better go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."

"I'm gonna tell you one last time, put the glasses on or eat that trashcan."

“I'm Sergeant Madigan, Vice, and if you cop a 'tude jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next ten years in prison getting ass-****ed. And if the case is thrown out because my arrest is too violent, then I will personally hire men to ass-**** you for ten years. So if you're an ass-****ing fan, go ahead and mouth off. But meanwhile, you're under arrest for the crime of prostitution. Now shut the **** up, before I cut out your kneecaps and use 'em as ashtrays.”

 

[Henry]

Surprised this one wasn't on there. It's probably my favorite one ever.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0[/media]

 

[Nobody]

Surprised this one wasn't on there. It's probably my favorite one ever.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0[/media]

Good call Henry. I think my absolute favorite that didn't make the list was this one....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk[/media]

 

[Dik Shuttle]

That is Fkucking amazing! they have my fav in there - corn on the cob w/ no fkucking teeth.

I have two others. One is from Crying Game, of all films. Say this with an Irish accent: "Have you tried countin' your teeth with no phucking fingers?"

And this one isn't from a film that I know of, but say it in Scottish and it's effective: "Are ye wantin' yer heed in yer hands, Jimmahy?"

GREAT POST!