Starbucks To Start Selling Alcohol

[Nobody]

Starbucks to Begin Selling Booze Nationwide

A whole lot of teen baristas will be getting pink slips soon.

 

[Special K]

YES!!!! I don't care what anyone says, I need some Bailey's in my coffee at 8am!!!

 

[Special K]

First thing I want to do: order a chocolate martini cappuccino at the drive thru.

 

[Fear The Spear]

why ruin a perfectly good serving of alcohol, by mixing it with a starbucks product ?

 

[Special K]

We need to meet at the first one and get double chocolate brownies and a shot of whiskey!

Oooohhh, I wonder if they'll go even further and start selling special brownies in Washington and Colorado? I predict a future epidemic of yuppies walking around drunk and high in Seattle and Denver, lol

 

[Miles Monroe]

The sad part is, there coffee isn't even that good, and has to be masked with a ton of other stuff. I can see it now, a small glass of vino costing about 12 bucks.

 

[Fear The Spear]

Whatever happened to this ?
I havn't seen any bottles of Black Velvet behind my barista.
Anyone else ?
Did they weasel out of this ?

 

[Boone]

I have a theory - I think Starbucks puts nicotine in their coffee. It tastes like tobacco. Not a fan...