I was going to poke you guys for not realizing the man was trying to be funny.
Then I watched the video.
Not sure if it's good news or not, but Mr. Johnson comes from a long line of individuals who find their way to positions of influence over others who you just have to wonder how they ever manage to find their keys to even leave the house.
"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
- Richard Nixon
"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
"I was provided with addtional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
- Colonel Oliver North
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
"I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents."
- George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign
"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower
"Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again."
- Sen. Chris Dodd (D, Conn.), on the Don Imus show, on campaigning
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."
- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!"
- President Bill Clinton, looking at the recently-discovered Inca mummy "Juanita"
"You read what Disraeli had to say. I don't remember what he said. He said something. He's no longer with us."
- Bob Dole
"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former governor of Alaska
On that last one, at least Alaska eventually got its **** together and elected someone sharp.