Marriage is a Horserace

You need to bold your second command, fyi.



And you owe me a new laptop.

:)
 
Ruh-roh. :)

Nice ...

'I'll never touch you again' must've been a scratch!
 
Vaguely reminds me of an old joke about the three stages of sex

First is everywhere sex, where when yo're first married you do it everywhere

Next is bedroom sex, where after newlywed sex cools down you confine your activities to the bedrom

Finally there's hallway sex, where you pass each other in the hallway and yell "**** you"
 

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