If the Lockout Continues, what Other Jobs Could Redskins Players Try?

[Goaldeje]

I bought this might bring some well needed levity:

http://www.hogshaven.com/2011/3/19/2060449/potential-jobs-for-redskins-players-during-the-lockout
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[DieselPwr44]

What a nice,softball lob...

Casey Rabach could get a job as a turnstile.

 

[Sarge]

He already does

 

[Burgundy Burner]

Carlos Rogers could get a job as a juggler.

 

[China]

Donovan McNabb could get a job killing gophers.

 

[Ax]

Haynesworth could be shoe-in for The Biggest Loser.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Haynesworth could be shoe-in for The Biggest Loser.

Its a weight-loss show, not an awards ceremony.

 

[Ax]

Its a weight-loss show, not an awards ceremony.

Well good morning Captain Obvious!

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Well good morning Captain Obvious!

Oy vey, it was a joke. That *whooooosh* you just heard was it flying over your head.

 

[Ax]

Oy vey, it was a joke. That *whooooosh* you just heard was it flying over your head.

Ditto!

Does this mean we have to make ceramics together?

 

[riggins44]

Graham Gano could be a weatherman. He is as accurate as they are.

 

[fansince62]

Cooley could swing a gig on a porno channel.....since he likes revealing things......