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Lanky Livingston
Guest
I know some of you think Deadspin is a little low-brow, but I love them. This is quality stuff here:
Awful Albert, Abysmal Albert: Attitude-afflicted wash-up. Massive and huge and fat and lazy and difficult.
A sadistic sulky mountain, disgruntled.
Disgruntled,
Disgruntled,
Disgruntled.
Pain in the locker room, thorn in the side, waste of roster space.
Discontented malcontent, fickle painful volatile handful. Motivationally-challenged mess. Ten-dollar underachiever.
A controversial character-concern with character issues. So-called troubled, talented and troubled, troubling troublesome trouble.
Horrible aching pain in the gall bladder.
http://deadspin.com/5825620/a-poem-for-albert-haynesworth-composed-solely-of-media-descriptions
Awful Albert, Abysmal Albert: Attitude-afflicted wash-up. Massive and huge and fat and lazy and difficult.
A sadistic sulky mountain, disgruntled.
Disgruntled,
Disgruntled,
Disgruntled.
Pain in the locker room, thorn in the side, waste of roster space.
Discontented malcontent, fickle painful volatile handful. Motivationally-challenged mess. Ten-dollar underachiever.
A controversial character-concern with character issues. So-called troubled, talented and troubled, troubling troublesome trouble.
Horrible aching pain in the gall bladder.
http://deadspin.com/5825620/a-poem-for-albert-haynesworth-composed-solely-of-media-descriptions