• Welcome to BGO! We know you will have questions as you become familiar with the software. Please take a moment to read our New BGO User Guide which will give you a great start. If you have questions, post them in the Feedback and Tech Support Forum, or feel free to message any available Staff Member.

Cowboys team meeting at mid-day on Monday

One of many experimental iterations ...

Burgundy Burner

The Commissioner
Joe Gibbs Club Member
Joined
Oct 1, 2009
Messages
24,036
Reaction score
334
Points
1,113
Location
Memphis, TN

Virginia


Wade Phillips: Ok, let's get this meeting started with roll call...Romo

Tony Romo: Here.

Phillips: Barber.

Marion Barber: Yo.

Phillips: Whitten. Where's Whitten?

Romo: I think he got lost on the way to our meeting.

Phillips: Figures. Moving on - Austin.

Miles Austin: Here.

Phillips: Ware.

DeMarcus Ware: Jessica Simpson.

Romo: WHAT???

Phillips: Huh?

Ware: Lindsay Lohan.

Austin: Dude took a shot to the head last night.

Phillips: Uh, ok. Choice.

Tashard Choice: Here. Oops! <Drops ham sammich on floor>

Phillips: Brooking.

Keith Brooking: &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

Ware: Paris Hilton

Brooking: She can &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

Phillips: Buehler. Buehler. Buehler.

Romo: My favorite movie of all time.

Phillips: Buehler. Buehler. Buehler.

Brooking: He can &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

Phillips: Davis.

Leonard Davis: I thought there was a buffet.

Choice: You can have my ham sammich.

Phillips: Barron. Anybody seen Barron?

Austin: He's still holding the front door open for everyone.

Jerry Jones (busting in): What was that you bunch of lazy %$#*&^, good for nothing %$*@#$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

Brooking: What he said and &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

Jason Whitten: What did I miss?

Choice: Mr. Jones, you can have my ham sammich.

Ware: Perez Hilton

Alex Barron: I'll be glad to hold him.

Brooking: He can &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

Phillips: This was a good meeting. Take the rest of the day off fellas.

Jones: This ham sammich tastes funny.
 

Last edited:

Burgundy Burner

The Commissioner
Joe Gibbs Club Member
Joined
Oct 1, 2009
Messages
24,036
Reaction score
334
Points
1,113
Location
Memphis, TN

Virginia

Ok, maybe we need a little more humor in this thread. Here is a Cowboys fan and his rant after the game - hilarious.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ljL8_12c8[/media]
 

Elephant

The Commissioner
Joe Gibbs Club Member
Joined
Aug 1, 2009
Messages
24,884
Reaction score
504
Points
1,143

Florida State

I cannot tell you all how happy that makes me!!!

:biggrin2::chinese::eclipsee_Victoria::D:rotflmao::cheesy::ciao::p:cool3::thumbsup::devilish::smile2::laugh2::yes::laugh:
 

Jimbo

The Franchise Player
Joined
Jul 15, 2009
Messages
4,270
Reaction score
5
Points
68
Location
Columbia, SC


LOVE this thread. Sometimes you can't get enough of Boys fans' misery or just simply making fun of the team. :)
 

CounterTrey

The Team Captain
Joined
Mar 30, 2010
Messages
2,623
Reaction score
66
Points
78
Location
Columbus, OH


1. Loving that Cowboy fan's misery.
2. That Cowboy fan needs to send out a posse in search of a life. Goodness, my wife heard it from the other room and asked "who's THAT loser?". Indeed...it's a game buddy.
 

Om

Super Bowl MVP
Staff member
BGO Ownership Group
Joined
Apr 11, 2009
Messages
9,117
Reaction score
389
Points
239
Location
Montclair, VA

Virginia Tech

Somebody Blog that damn post. :)
 

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Total: 1, Members: 0, Guests: 1)

Private conversations
Help Users
    Top