Breaking News on Haynesworth -- Silliness

[Lump Beefrock]

THE ONION: Report: Albert Haynesworth Just A Mound Of Ice Cream And Hot Dogs




PSYCH!!!

Saw this and I had to post. Enjoy the game!
(click on the picture for The Onion's page)

 

[Elephant]

I guess I will be the first! NNT!

 

[Lump Beefrock]

Title changed... Is that better, Elephant? ya party pooper!

 

[Om]

For the record, I have no problem with the thread. What the image itself is doing to my psyche and gastronomy, on the other hand, is almost enough to make me kick the cat. And I don't even have one.

* shudder *

 

[SkinsOrlando]

This made me think of...

"Pizza the Hut!!!" "Otherwise pizza is gonna send out for YOU !!!"

 

[Elephant]

Yeah, my request for NNT was in jest. Not sure we are ever really gonna need those here.

Now back to the fun!

 

[Miles Monroe]

For the record, I have no problem with the thread. What the image itself is doing to my psyche and gastronomy, on the other hand, is almost enough to make me kick the cat. And I don't even have one.

* shudder *

You're gettin soft brother. That scares ya after having lunch with me... Time for ya to come on a camping trip

 

[Boone]

And now, Haynesworth has added to his incredible resume by being dropped by the Tampa Bay Bucs after just 6 games.

Poor Albert. He's so misunderstood

 

[Skinsfan76]

Some football players just play for that one big contract and then they are done. That's Albert Haynesworth!

 

[Burgundy Burner]

The Tigers of the Smith County Pee-Wee League thought about signing him to a contract, but they were unable to meet the financial demands for hotdogs, burgers, fries, chips, ice cream, cookies, and baked beans.

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Haynesworth was released by the Bucs today - immediately crippling the food service industry in the Tampa Bay area. (via @FauxJohnMadden)

But seriously, he was released. LOLz.

 

[Posse Lover]

This photo and the thought of Albert gives me heartburn.