BREAKING NEWS: GRUDEN & ALLEN BOTH FIRED!!!

Lol

You didn't even wait a page. That's some in yo face prancing at its finest
 
My least favorite day of the year...
 
Oh please, drift me off to the wonderful world of Ax, where opening threads constitutes full agreement with Prince Ax, and where troubles melt like lemon drops !
No Grasshopper.

'Tis the Universe of Ax, where opening threads, constitutes uncertain curiosity of the content posted by the King of Kings, Ax, and where troubles melt like chocolate Easter Bunnies!

For your insolence, I shall sell you, for a half a pack of cigarettes. Even though I do not smoke.
 
I feel like the only person qualified enough to tell me how sexy I am is me.

I like to talk to myself in the mirror with my sack tucked back and listening to goodbye horses.
 
Ax, you seem like the type of guy who spends hours a day in front of the mirror, while telling the guy in the mirror what a marvelous guy he is
My young apprentice. Mirrors follow me around, that they might gaze upon my flawless form. And women, fortunate enough to find themselves the target my attention, sensuously moan the marvels of my presence, nonstop, freeing me from having to make such an envied statement of fact.
 

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