Blognostications: 2012 - Week 3 v Cincinnati Bengals

[Blognostications]

Blognosticator - LoyalSkinsFan

Redskins vs. Bengals

Wow. Not sure if I pulled the short straw...

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[Hog Fever]

Nice write up LSF. If we keep our point totals near 30 all season we’re going to win a lot of games (I hope).

 

[LoyalSkinsFan]

Yeah...the formula really isn't too tough to figure out. Keep our point total up, theirs down, and keep our turnovers and penalties down.

So far, we're probably 2 out of 4, I'd say.....for the most part.

 

[Fear The Spear]

Especially against a team whose defensive leader is (am I reading this correctly?) Jumpy Geathers??

Note : This is not the same "Jumpy Geathers" that played for the Skins 1990-92

 

[Lanky Livingston]

Very well done! I had a bad feeling about the Rams game all week; that's the type of game the Redskins typically lose. Conversely, I've had a nagging "good" feeling about the Bengals game. I think Cincy will score much more than 17 points - I see another 31-28 or 35-31 game on the horizon - but I also think the Redskins have a good shot at prevailing.

After all, RG3 can't lose his home debut, can he?

As the purveyor of the word asshat to Josh Morgan, I would just like to defend my stance in that the penalty was a very asshattish move. I didn't mean that he's a terrible person, I meant that the penalty was 100% asshattery (trying to work in as many forms of asshat as possible ).

 

[Goaldeje]

Nice job LSF. Personally, I love the word "asshat". It was introduced to me by a coworker talking about our boss five years ago, and I have loved using it since then.

I think we win this one (but then again, I think we win them all), and not as close as we might all think now, though they might score late to make it look closer than it was. I have a feeling our D was humiliated last week and will want to come out and make a point that the season isn't lost because of Rak and Carriker.

 

[Fear The Spear]

The asshat asshattishly asshatted his asshattish ass up his hat.

 

[SkinsOrlando]

Great read Skinsfan and for years it's been our defense carrying our offense, the way it's looking we're going to need the offense to score 35 a game to have a chance. Also agree on the coaching and schemes, we are getting shredded on 3rd downs and it can't be that the players on 1st and 2nd play hard and then drop a doodie in their pants on 3rd. I think the score will be 35-24. Rg3 with 3 td's in some shape or form, morris with 2 on the ground.

 

[Burgundy Burner]

I don't know what the exact defintion of that colorful metaphor could be, but it probably applies to a number of people in the last week - the Rams, Goodell, Jeff Fisher, Haslett, Danny Smith, and so on.

Great write-up and explanation. I like the prediction and agree with it 100%.