BGO.C.D. - The Opposite

Boone

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"Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's often wrong."

I wonder if Dan Snyder has ever had those same introspective thoughts?

I have joked over the years that I wish the Washington Redskins would simply go George Constanza on us, and do

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Too soon???
 
You need to send a sample piece to The Onion-they'd like you. :rotflmao:


Now I have to put up with that inevitable twinge of bursitis in my right shoulder as I clean off my laptop's screen...ugh.
 
:laugh: I mean seriously, could things get worse if we just went full-on opposite mode for everything? DOUBTFUL.

Sidenote: I will be using this method for fantasy football next year.
 
:laugh: I mean seriously, could things get worse if we just went full-on opposite mode for everything? DOUBTFUL.

Sidenote: I will be using this method for fantasy football next year.

I can't wait until that draft...this should be interesting.
 
Didn't Ax already try that? :)
 
Now you're getting with the spirit!
 
Hell, if we're playing opposite day, sell the damn team.
 

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