11/22/09 Dallas puts the deadskins to rest in their graves.......

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Alright, this is ridiculous. It's Deadskin/ Dallas week and I haven't heard a peep from any of you, especially beamish. Are your asses really that whipped? It's really pathetic actually. Ima 'bout ready to take pity on all of you! I thought after a nice win vs the Donkeys y'all would be rebooking your flights for Miami. I guess not. So allow me stir the pot a bit...

beamish, you especially, are the most diehard redskin maniac I have ever met. Where are you now? So your dumbell billionaire owner has a 10 yr+ streak of tearing your organization down - so what? So your GM is a scatterbrained-kissass, failing to adhere to the fundamentals of building a football team like replenishing the O-line with beasts of burden instead of rolling the dice with old horses and unproven mules who can't stay healthy - so what? So your HC is so wishy-washy he can't even make a simple like changing punt returners - so what? So your DC failed to deliver on the vaunted defense you thought you were going to have this year - so what? And your offense, hahahaha, where do I even start? DeMarcus is dehydrated from all of the salivating he's doing in anticipation of this game.

Forget all that. It's Cowboys and Indians once again. Morton vs Jurgy. Lilly vs Hauss. Jordan vs Brown. Garrison vs Houston. Staubach vs Talbert. Pearson vs Fischer. White vs May. Too Tall vs Jacoby. Waters vs Theismann. White vs Manley. Irvin vs Green. I mean, do I need to keep going? The Ghosts of Glory Past know you can't just walk away from a history as rich as this.

The fact is, you're horrid now and you know it. It's going to be ugly on Sunday and I'm going to enjoy every single minute of it.

Cowboys are going to start up their 20 game winning streak up again starting this weekend. :hammer:
 

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Cowgirls have never held a 20-game win streak in this rivalry. And whether we are horrid or not, you can throw all that out the window.

Speaking of salivating - Carter and Orakpo have half-chubs about going against that scrub RT you have replacing Columbo. Romo's health insurance better be updated!
 

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You sir, are crazy.

  • We're the best 3-6 team in the history of the NFL.
  • We have the best pass defense in the league
  • We held Chris Simms to 13 yards in an entire half.
  • We have two guys, including a rookie, who have more sacks than your drooling bald-headed Ware.
  • We're riding our longest winning streak of the year
  • Last time we met in your house was the last game of this rivalry in that ___ box you call Texas Stadium. I think we won. And I think we scored the most points in a single game that whole season that week!

And ... our kicker is PERFECT on the year.

Be afraid.
 

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Let's see...

Green Bay Packers have a total of 18 sacks as a team so far.

Orakpo and Carter have 15 themselves-24 for the Skins total.

Packer fans complain about their weak pass rush which manages to plant Romeo...uh...Romo on his butt five times.


Got any butt-pads for him to wear?
 

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Don't forget, Jim Zorn has never lost to Dallas in Dallas.
 

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Alright, this is ridiculous. It's Deadskin/ Dallas week and I haven't heard a peep from any of you, especially beamish. Are your asses really that whipped? It's really pathetic actually. Ima 'bout ready to take pity on all of you! I thought after a nice win vs the Donkeys y'all would be rebooking your flights for Miami. I guess not. So allow me stir the pot a bit...

beamish, you especially, are the most diehard redskin maniac I have ever met. Where are you now? So your dumbell billionaire owner has a 10 yr+ streak of tearing your organization down - so what? So your GM is a scatterbrained-kissass, failing to adhere to the fundamentals of building a football team like replenishing the O-line with beasts of burden instead of rolling the dice with old horses and unproven mules who can't stay healthy - so what? So your HC is so wishy-washy he can't even make a simple like changing punt returners - so what? So your DC failed to deliver on the vaunted defense you thought you were going to have this year - so what? And your offense, hahahaha, where do I even start? DeMarcus is dehydrated from all of the salivating he's doing in anticipation of this game.

Forget all that. It's Cowboys and Indians once again. Morton vs Jurgy. Lilly vs Hauss. Jordan vs Brown. Garrison vs Houston. Staubach vs Talbert. Pearson vs Fischer. White vs May. Too Tall vs Jacoby. Waters vs Theismann. White vs Manley. Irvin vs Green. I mean, do I need to keep going? The Ghosts of Glory Past know you can't just walk away from a history as rich as this.

The fact is, you're horrid now and you know it. It's going to be ugly on Sunday and I'm going to enjoy every single minute of it.

Cowboys are going to start up their 20 game winning streak up again starting this weekend. :hammer:
Who won a playoff game last?


 

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Hail to the Redskins!
 
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I love it :)
You guys have plenty of problems of your own to worry about...

Are they manning the stripper poles on Sunday - really, that's all I want to know?
 

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Did someone say they were putting men on stripper poles at Dallas Stadium? That's just gross!
 

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Did someone say they were putting men on stripper poles at Dallas Stadium? That's just gross!
The Jerry's gotta fill up that gaudy ego-monument somehow-expand that audience no matter what it takes.

I can see it now-when the Romo's looking more like Slo-Mo, pop some teaser porn clips on the Jumbotron to distract the crowd!
 

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I love it :)
You guys have plenty of problems of your own to worry about...
...and that's BEFORE the start of the traditional choke season for them. I can't wait. :)
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Don't you realize that it's not Thanksgiving yet. Post- Thanksgiving, the Dallas choke-jobs can fall apart to the Eagles or the Giants. Demand Wade Phillips be fired, say that Jerry Jones is a lousy GM and make excuses for Tony Romo's pitiful performances.....although TO won't be the scape goat this year, so good luck with that one.

The Skins are a mess, we know that. I'm still enjoying the Broncos win frankly.
But if the Skins go down to big D and pull an upset (like last year) it will be even more great since the Cowboys think (haha) that they're superbowl bound.
 

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Halftime entertainment in The Big D.....

Umm...does anyone else see the ad behind Jerrah? You think it is coincidence that the owner of the Redskins has halftime ads in the new Texas Stadium? Ugh! Is Danny Boy paying Jerrah to have his ads in Texas Stadium? This almost makes me sick top my stomach!
 

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Umm...does anyone else see the ad behind Jerrah? You think it is coincidence that the owner of the Redskins has halftime ads in the new Texas Stadium? Ugh! Is Danny Boy paying Jerrah to have his ads in Texas Stadium? This almost makes me sick top my stomach!
One good belly-up disaster deserves another. :)
 

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i was wondering why everyone was telling me i needed to check BGO out... & looky, looky, here - CowboysForever has decided to throw it down!* equally impressed by my BGO brethren circling the wagons in my absence - you all landed counterpunches better than i ever could!*

first of all, romosexual, while your post was entertaining, its premise was just flat wrong.* you see, we're not new yorkers - we don't blow our horns incessantly as soon as the light turns green.* this isn't philly - we won't shove you around like a high school bully ...* & this definitely ain't dallas - you guys strut around like you've got rings on every finger including the thumb -- like sarge said, when's the last time you sniffed a playoff victory?

i would say that we are torn.* torn between our loyalty to the burgundy & gold and the ineptitude of this front office and particularly this owner.* you might notice that we haven't agreed with the vast majority of their decisions, yet we remained loyal -- with our hearts and wallets.* then, this past offseason, we knew this organization was at a crossroads due to aging veterans, contract renewals and a lack of depth in almost every position.* all the red flags were raised right here and we debated them incessantly.* but the front office chose not to address them because "the fans just don't understand".* now look at where we are now, danny.*

yeah, damnit, i'll be rooting for my redskins in a few hours, even if a victory could lead to a self-validation of the current regime and more of the same next year and the year after that and the year after that and the year after that...* and i'll say this, if both teams play the way they did last week, redskins win.* there, i said it, damnit...* HTTR!
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All I am going to say is that History to date Cowboys 57wins against Redskins.
Redskins only beat us 37. Today will make 58 wins against the redskins.
 

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And again, between the two, who won a playoff game last?

Hint: It ain't the Pukes
 

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