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How do you feel about a name change?
That's the very first question I'd ask Kirk Cousins if I were a reporter.
"I like the name. I don't think it's derogatory" is how I'd expect Kirk to respond.
"Not the team name. Your first name. How do you feel about changing the name Kirk to something else?"
The single biggest issue this team faces right now isn't the HC. It's not the players we add to the roster, and it certainly has nothing to do with talent level or injuries.
The single biggest issue we have right now is that our QB is named Kirk. Think about that for a minute. We all know a Kirk, and it certainly isn't a football player.
Back in our high school days, Kirk was the kid whose parents bought him a nice car the day he turned 16. Kirks dressed well. Preppy. They were also almost always thin. Not exactly the guy you feared meeting after school to work out a problem.
I don't personally know Kirk Cousins, but now that he's an adult, I can absolutely guarantee two things about him:
1. Kirk's favorite band is Coldplay. I'd bet right now that he's seen them at least four times in concert.
2. Kirk prefers to drink wine over beer.
You may underestimate the importance of his name, but nothing is more accurate in predicting NFL success than by the obvious picture that a player's name portrays.
Amari. You knew Amari was a hall of fame player before he took a single snap. It didn't matter what team he landed on, who his QB was going to be or anything else for that matter. Amaris fly through the air. Amaris dunk. Amaris sign autographs, get chicks and land shoe endorsement deals.
It's the same way you knew that Dante Fowler's body was made out of wet cardboard.
So Kirk, enough of the football talk nonsense. No one cares about your film study.
How do you feel about a name change?
That's the very first question I'd ask Kirk Cousins if I were a reporter.
"I like the name. I don't think it's derogatory" is how I'd expect Kirk to respond.
"Not the team name. Your first name. How do you feel about changing the name Kirk to something else?"
The single biggest issue this team faces right now isn't the HC. It's not the players we add to the roster, and it certainly has nothing to do with talent level or injuries.
The single biggest issue we have right now is that our QB is named Kirk. Think about that for a minute. We all know a Kirk, and it certainly isn't a football player.
Back in our high school days, Kirk was the kid whose parents bought him a nice car the day he turned 16. Kirks dressed well. Preppy. They were also almost always thin. Not exactly the guy you feared meeting after school to work out a problem.
I don't personally know Kirk Cousins, but now that he's an adult, I can absolutely guarantee two things about him:
1. Kirk's favorite band is Coldplay. I'd bet right now that he's seen them at least four times in concert.
2. Kirk prefers to drink wine over beer.
You may underestimate the importance of his name, but nothing is more accurate in predicting NFL success than by the obvious picture that a player's name portrays.
Amari. You knew Amari was a hall of fame player before he took a single snap. It didn't matter what team he landed on, who his QB was going to be or anything else for that matter. Amaris fly through the air. Amaris dunk. Amaris sign autographs, get chicks and land shoe endorsement deals.
It's the same way you knew that Dante Fowler's body was made out of wet cardboard.
So Kirk, enough of the football talk nonsense. No one cares about your film study.
How do you feel about a name change?
