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We're now less than a week away from the 2015 draft. It's almost go-time.
So who do we pick?
One of the QBs? One of 4 or 5 edge players? An OL? It's not an easy task for the GMs around the league.
Fortunately, history has shown us that there is one very easy and incredibly successful method to making sure we get the next HOF player--and avoid huge busts in the process.
That's the Name Method.
What's the Name Method you ask? That's where you can simply look at the name of the player, and can then project their NFL future in less than 3 seconds, and with 99.9999% accuracy.
There's really no need for film or interviews. Instead, spend that time at the beach or by your outdoor grill enjoying your favorite meal.
It's how we knew instantly last season that a guy named Courtney Bridget (props to Mike for finding one Courtney that had success) had about as much of a chance as Richard Simmons of ever making a roster in the NFL. Sorry Courtney. And sorry to Courtney's parents. Had they just made one simple phone call to me when he was a freshman in high school, I could have saved them a lot of worthless practice time, tons of money and years of frustration.
So which player is the surefire HOF player? It shouldn't take us more than 30 seconds to find out. Here we go.
So who do we pick?
One of the QBs? One of 4 or 5 edge players? An OL? It's not an easy task for the GMs around the league.
Fortunately, history has shown us that there is one very easy and incredibly successful method to making sure we get the next HOF player--and avoid huge busts in the process.
That's the Name Method.
What's the Name Method you ask? That's where you can simply look at the name of the player, and can then project their NFL future in less than 3 seconds, and with 99.9999% accuracy.
There's really no need for film or interviews. Instead, spend that time at the beach or by your outdoor grill enjoying your favorite meal.
It's how we knew instantly last season that a guy named Courtney Bridget (props to Mike for finding one Courtney that had success) had about as much of a chance as Richard Simmons of ever making a roster in the NFL. Sorry Courtney. And sorry to Courtney's parents. Had they just made one simple phone call to me when he was a freshman in high school, I could have saved them a lot of worthless practice time, tons of money and years of frustration.
So which player is the surefire HOF player? It shouldn't take us more than 30 seconds to find out. Here we go.
