Birdlives
Camp Fodder
It's a great concept, but you've forgotten the Samoan and big guy principles. Danny can be Danny because he's not a wonder bread eating white boy. With a 350 lb Samoan, you almost want a cute name, like tiny. It also ties into the giant fat boy principle. Guys like Randy White, Dan Hampton, Dan Williams, Merlin, Reggie White, B.J. Raji, etc...