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This one was forwarded to me by my Uncle, who's close friends with the Steelers fan who provided it:
A guy walks into a bar wearing a Redskins jersey and carrying a cat that
also has a Redskins jersey on with a little Redskins helmet on his head,
too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the
Redskins game here? My TV is broken and my cat and I always watch the
game together."
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a
seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the
cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon
the Redskins kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar
and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?"
The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years."
A guy walks into a bar wearing a Redskins jersey and carrying a cat that
also has a Redskins jersey on with a little Redskins helmet on his head,
too. The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the
Redskins game here? My TV is broken and my cat and I always watch the
game together."
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a
seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the
cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon
the Redskins kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar
and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?"
The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years."
