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Random funny ****

one last thing..i posted this the other day on a thread made by goal...then you made a thread about it. and now sarge has made a thread about it.

maybe this is a good idea because this dog is funny but not THAT funny.
I agree. I have to admit I laughed my ass off the first time I watched it, and the kids loved it, but when I saw it had 3 threads I was surprised lol. Mystic cat on the same site as the dog was pretty good too.
 
can someone give me the code for putting a video up with the preview and title link like I keep seeing? Every code I've tried does nothing.
 
Sort of NSFW b/c of language, although it is a toy phone:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDe3Fy7o2wc&sns=fb[/media]
 
All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.

The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."

The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."

The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room.

He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."

"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this. I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest..."
 
this dude is just hilarious to me

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:laugh: I don't care who you are, that's funny.
 

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