"The Rock" came on a movie channel the other day. As always, I felt compelled to watch. I love that movie, saw it three times in the theater (ah, to be young and have discretionary income again...), and watch it anytime it comes on TV now.

"Welcome to the Rock."

OK, that actually works better if you are with me and can hear my spot-on Sean Connery impersonation.

*Editor's Note: by "spot-on",