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Game 12 - Philly. No biggie. Just a season in the balance ...

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    Default Cowboys team meeting at mid-day on Monday

    Wade Phillips: Ok, let's get this meeting started with roll call...Romo

    Tony Romo: Here.

    Phillips: Barber.

    Marion Barber: Yo.

    Phillips: Whitten. Where's Whitten?

    Romo: I think he got lost on the way to our meeting.

    Phillips: Figures. Moving on - Austin.

    Miles Austin: Here.

    Phillips: Ware.

    DeMarcus Ware: Jessica Simpson.

    Romo: WHAT???

    Phillips: Huh?

    Ware: Lindsay Lohan.

    Austin: Dude took a shot to the head last night.

    Phillips: Uh, ok. Choice.

    Tashard Choice: Here. Oops!

    Phillips: Brooking.

    Keith Brooking: &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

    Ware: Paris Hilton

    Brooking: She can &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

    Phillips: Buehler. Buehler. Buehler.

    Romo: My favorite movie of all time.

    Phillips: Buehler. Buehler. Buehler.

    Brooking: He can &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

    Phillips: Davis.

    Leonard Davis: I thought there was a buffet.

    Choice: You can have my ham sammich.

    Phillips: Barron. Anybody seen Barron?

    Austin: He's still holding the front door open for everyone.

    Jerry Jones (busting in): What was that you bunch of lazy %$#*&^, good for nothing %$*@#$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

    Brooking: What he said and &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

    Jason Whitten: What did I miss?

    Choice: Mr. Jones, you can have my ham sammich.

    Ware: Perez Hilton

    Alex Barron: I'll be glad to hold him.

    Brooking: He can &$#*^^$, &^^$@, *&%$%, and $#@#*&%%$.

    Phillips: This was a good meeting. Take the rest of the day off fellas.

    Jones: This ham sammich tastes funny.
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    Ok, maybe we need a little more humor in this thread. Here is a Cowboys fan and his rant after the game - hilarious.

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ljL8_12c8[/video]
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    All your pwntership are belong to Burgundy Burner.
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    I cannot tell you all how happy that makes me!!!

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    Not. A. Happy. Camper.

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    I'm giving it a 2-4 year window. Looking for improvement in all areas. Redskins, you're on the clock.

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    LOVE this thread. Sometimes you can't get enough of Boys fans' misery or just simply making fun of the team.
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    1. Loving that Cowboy fan's misery.
    2. That Cowboy fan needs to send out a posse in search of a life. Goodness, my wife heard it from the other room and asked "who's THAT loser?". Indeed...it's a game buddy.
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    Somebody Blog that damn post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Om View Post
    Somebody Blog that damn post.
    Gee Om, may you should do it. Oh wait....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Om View Post
    Somebody Blog that damn post.
    Mine? If that is what you meant, then I should do so.

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