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    Default Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Report Says

    It's on like Donkey Kong

    hopefully, someone will take pictures

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...n-report-says/

    Inmates of the jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying "everyone will want a piece of her", The Sun reported Tuesday.

    Lindsay Lohan will leave her Hollywood pad next week and move into new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility in Los Angeles. But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.

    Lohan's A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    It's on like Donkey Kong

    hopefully, someone will take pictures
    Darn! I was hoping to be in first on the "useless without pics" wagon.
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    Gotta be quick to beat an old perv like me out
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    Nasty bull dykes wailing on a pasty ectomorph?

    I'll pass.
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    Hahahaha - "pasty ectomoprh."

    Leave it to Om!
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    Pasty ectomorph?

    I'd hit it.

    Then again, lets face it - I'd probably hit the bull dyke at this point. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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    As it turns out, I do have something in common with lesbian prison gangs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boone View Post
    Pasty ectomorph?

    I'd hit it.

    Then again, lets face it - I'd probably hit the bull dyke at this point. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

    yes there is
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    Stella is really mad about losing that chance to be with a beautiful Russian spy. Stella's gonna get revenge. She's waiting for Lindsay now.
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