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Since We've Become A Joke, Here Are Some Fitting Jokes

Beetlejuice

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Q: What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Redskins?
A: OJ at least had a defense!

Q: What do the Washington Redskins and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: What's the difference between the Washington Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Washington Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Washington Redskins does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you stop an Washington Redskins fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New York Blue!

Q: What do the Redskins and the mailman have in common?
A: Neither deliver on Sunday.

Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Washington Redskins games.

Q: Why does FedEx Field need to constantly be re-sodded?
A: Because we can't even get our grass to root for us.

Embrace the laughingstock we have become, it's not getting better any time soon.
 
When I die, I want the Redskins to be my pallbearers.
Why?
So they can let me down one last time.
 
We are the proverbial rented mule that people look to beat with a hickory stick ðŸ'¿
 

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