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    B 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    We open up in a small bar in Miami where the 1972 Dolphins gather to celebrate another year of being perfect.
    Meanwhile... Coach Denny green tries to fire up his Cardinals with a halftime locker room speech.
    Meanwhile... Lions GM Matt Millen scans the crowd for his name.



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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    One of the few Bang Cartoons that was not about the NFL.
    The NHL went on strike, leaving arena owners grasping for something to fill the seats.


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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    Our annual trip around the dial. First up, Redskins LB Lavar Arrington gets his gameplan, the Vikings take a cruise, and Ravens head coach Brian Billick tries to pick a quarterback.



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    Three short takes on the news of the day in the NFL. Featuring Herm Edwards (rumored to be taking over for Dick Vermiel in KC), A fly finds a nose, and 20 Seconds of Science with Shannon Sharpe.


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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    Friction between the Eagles and Terrell Owens get worse after it is reported that TO had a fistfight in the locker room with "team ambassador" Hugh Douglas, and TO claims on TV that if the Eagles had Brett Favre, they'd have won Super Bowls and be much better off. Donny Mac didn't take too kindly to that, so as the kids fought, it was up to Andy Reid to make an executive decision...


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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    Packers fans, have no fear. No need to remember excuses for Brett Favre's sagging play, when the Excuse-O-Matic can do it for you!


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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    Kurt Warner was always a rather quiet sort, letting his play do the talking for him.. or his wife, who talked for him plenty as the New York media took him apart.
    Soon the Giants traded him to the Cardinals, and the couple struck out west....


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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    Head for the movies with these previews approved for most audiences by some guy named Ed, or something.


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    Vikings head coach Mike Tice was accused of scalping his Super Bowl tickets.. and rumors were that the whistleblower was defensive tackle Chris Hovan.
    Commissionera Tagliabue is on the case..


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    It's Christmas, and some of the NFL's more colorful characters from the last season have some requests for Santa Claus.


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    Things in Philadelphia come to a boil as bad boy WR Terrell Owens is sent home from Eagles camp. Bang Cartoon anchorman Lance Pants has an exclusive interview with TO and his agent Drew Rosenhaus.



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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    Vikings RB Onterrio Smith was caught in an airport with a "Whizzinator".. essentially a lifelike artificial penis, a pump and bags of dried urine with which to use to try and beat drug tests.
    So this is how we think that should have gone.



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    B Re: 2005 Bang! Cartoons



    As the season winds down, the race for the coveted First Pick in the Draft boils down to the Houston Texans and San Francisco 49ers. Bang cartoon correspondents Harry Sphincter and Bill Spleen are on the spot.


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