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    Default Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    The Washington Redskins today released their entire team that was not on IR.

    Bruce Allen, who departed immediately for Oakland, CA after the game, could not be reached for comment.

    Coach Jay Gruden summarized Sunday's loss with a succinct "I just gotta coach em up better."

    Owner Daniel Snyder was seen executing his emergency escape plan when under duress by the 10 Redskins fans who attended the Sunday game.

    Mason Foster was overheard muttering "screw those 10 fans."

    The Redskins Vice President for Public Relations and Mendacity notified the media that the poorer than expected final record was traceable to lax performance by the locker room janitors who have all been summarily fired. No immediate replacements have been named but the team has already begun off-season search planning that will include collegiate level janitors with promising track records. "We will leave no porta-potty unturned in our quest to find the best for Redskin nation - just like our roster" was the offical press release.

    Alex Smith was seen laughing on his way to the bank yesterday morning.

    Josh Norman secretly committed last September to reprise the Jennifer Beales role in Flashdance 2.

    Former Redskins tight end Chris Cooley issued a quick-look analysis of the Sunday game noting "They really suck. Hope Jay-bird didn't hear me say that!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by fansince62 View Post
    Mason Foster was overheard uttering "screw those 10 fans."
    Lucky for me, I'm safe...I'm the 12th man.
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    Default Re: Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    You left out, we franchised Shawn Lauvao, to keep him from hitting the FA open market.
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    Default Re: Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    I can’t wait for free agency!
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    Default Re: Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    Quote Originally Posted by Solitary Man View Post
    I can’t wait for free agency!
    Redskin fans eternal battle cry!
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    Default Re: Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    Why look forward to free agency? Don't you know that with the Redskins, no matter who is on the roster, everything stays the same. I'm predicting the final win/lose ratio for next year - 8-8. A slight improvement on this year but no play-off appearance. We'll finish third in the NFC East - again - and have to go through all this again this time next season.

    I might start supporting a team that is actually good!
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    Default Re: Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    Quote Originally Posted by SkinnedAussie View Post
    Why look forward to free agency?
    He was being sarcastic
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    Default Re: Skins make roster moves 12/31/2018

    Why not extend Josh Norman?

    He showed good dexterity on Dancing with the Stars 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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