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Blognosticator - Lanky Livingston
Well, here we are. The thought of writing an actual prediction was just too depressing, so may I present the first (?) BGO Blognostication written completely in Haiku:
Great expectations; Thanks, Atlanta and Houston; You’ve done even worse.
Much incompetence in all phases of the game; Pee-wee league football.
Three and ten record; Is Shanahan coaching them, Or is it Jim Zorn?
No competition; The defense has given up; Humiliation.
Over/under on D. Hall getting ejected? I say third quarter.
Falcons no run game; Top receiving threat is hurt; None of it matters.
Defense can’t tackle; defensive backs can’t cover; no pass-rush at all.
This crappy defense will make Harry Douglas and Roddy White All-Pros.
Steven Jackson will Run like it’s 2005; NFL record?
Jim Haslett has no business coaching in the league; shouldn’t coach high school.
Rumors are swirling that Mike controls the defense; doesn’t want to blitz.
If this is the truth, add gigantic pussy to Haslett’s resume.
Griffin has no time to do much of anything; O-Line offensive.
Poor Alfred Morris; Lone bright star on a dark night; SHOULD have a big game.
Cannot mention Kyle abandoning the run game, so I’ll ignore him.
One thing I’ll mention; play-action and read-option won’t work down forty.
Offense not working; anyone think we might see a swinging gate called?
Mike was smiling and laughing on the sideline while getting dismantled.
Angriest I’ve been as a fan watching in years; there just are no words.
Shanahan fired? Season done before the start; Let’s go Capitals?
History and pride; This franchise and these great fans deserve much better.
Prediction? Well, pain. Go outside and play with your kids; much more worth it.
Well, here we are. The thought of writing an actual prediction was just too depressing, so may I present the first (?) BGO Blognostication written completely in Haiku:
Great expectations; Thanks, Atlanta and Houston; You’ve done even worse.
Much incompetence in all phases of the game; Pee-wee league football.
Three and ten record; Is Shanahan coaching them, Or is it Jim Zorn?
No competition; The defense has given up; Humiliation.
Over/under on D. Hall getting ejected? I say third quarter.
Falcons no run game; Top receiving threat is hurt; None of it matters.
Defense can’t tackle; defensive backs can’t cover; no pass-rush at all.
This crappy defense will make Harry Douglas and Roddy White All-Pros.
Steven Jackson will Run like it’s 2005; NFL record?
Jim Haslett has no business coaching in the league; shouldn’t coach high school.
Rumors are swirling that Mike controls the defense; doesn’t want to blitz.
If this is the truth, add gigantic pussy to Haslett’s resume.
Griffin has no time to do much of anything; O-Line offensive.
Poor Alfred Morris; Lone bright star on a dark night; SHOULD have a big game.
Cannot mention Kyle abandoning the run game, so I’ll ignore him.
One thing I’ll mention; play-action and read-option won’t work down forty.
Offense not working; anyone think we might see a swinging gate called?
Mike was smiling and laughing on the sideline while getting dismantled.
Angriest I’ve been as a fan watching in years; there just are no words.
Shanahan fired? Season done before the start; Let’s go Capitals?
History and pride; This franchise and these great fans deserve much better.
Prediction? Well, pain. Go outside and play with your kids; much more worth it.