Apparently blacking out from exhaustion is a thing. What a night. I had been going on about hour 40 with no sleep. Then I woke up this morning at 5am with no recollection of going to bed. That's not the part that I'm worried about though. Apparently I won $286 on Bovada from a $25 deposit. I also apparently downloaded a bunch of cryptocurrency apps (something I know zero about) and bought and instead of buying bitcoin (the only one I've ever heard of) I invested $400 in a bunch of other shit.
When I saw all this on my text alerts and bank notifications I freaked out, but it turns out I made good investments for the most part, because my $400 was now $532. So I spent my first hour awake on google trying to figure out how to withdraw the money, and I linked my paypal account to coinbase and took it all out.
Then I noticed a notification from 711 thanking me for my order. Wtf? So I go outside and sure enough there is a bag full of shit from 711 on my porch. Full of shit I don't buy. A gallon of milk (I'm lactose intolerant and hate milk) a pack of poptarts, gummy watermelon candy (gag), a bar of soap when I already have about a dozen bars, A bag of chips (I don't eat chips ever), and tampons. What the actual fuck?
So yeah, I'm trying to wrap my head around what the hell happened to me last night. I've never blacked out before, not even back in my drinking days, so I'm a little concerned to say the least.