The Lone Ranger and Tonto were ambushed while crossing Texas cattle country by a large group of Comanche braves. Hiding behind a large rock outcropping, they battled the Comanches until they had fired their last bullets and shot their final arrows.
‘Well my red-skinned friend…’ said the Lone Ranger tenderly to his Indian companion of so many years, ‘it looks like we’ve finally come to the end of the road’
‘What’s this WE shit white man?’ replied Tonto.
The hill the 2013 Washington Redskins are walking up is gettin’ good and steep.
Staring a cellar-dwelling 3-6 record in the face, the vast majority of Redskins fans have, along with their short-sleeved shirts and tank tops, packed up hope and optimism for the season. Whether or not the Redskins themselves have packed it in remains to be seen. It’s not 2012. This year’s rendition of the burgundy and
My dearly departed Mom was a classy southern Lady with a capital ‘L’. She allowed neither profanity nor expletives of any sort to pass across her Kentucky born and bred lips. Faced with a particularly infuriating or exasperating challenge, she might offer up one of only two verbal outbursts she saved for those special life moments.
Or when that just wasn’t good enough, ‘Hell’s
“Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way”
So Mamas and Papas – which will it be on this 2013 Monday Night Football opener for our beloved Washington Redskins?
Yeah – I know. Any given Monday, right? Prognosticating based on previous
If Robert Griffin’s the love-of-my-life soulmate I brought home to meet my parents, that must make Kirk Cousins the hot chick I know I shouldn’t want, but can’t help fantasizing about.
I mean, he’s that dreamy, right?
Setting the homo-erotic undertones aside momentarily, what on Earth are the Washington Redskins to do with the hot hunka quarterbacking love they’ve